Owen has, once again, provided us witha different take on things:
Speaking from his Oxfordshire mansion today, David Cameron said, “Values for a modern era. Forward not back. Many not the few. Change, optimism and hope. This sentence no verb. Broken rungs on the ladder. Choice for every family. Power to local communities. More abstract nouns. New generation of leaders. Exterminate.”

*This may or may not get through, it may contain typos, etc, but blogger appears to be down. Gah!