Question to Labour members/supporters. I openly describe myself as a socialist (with a distinct, small ’s’), and technically the Labour party still believes in Socialism (witha big ‘S’). So, why are you a member of a party that is so in touch with its principles that Cabinet Ministers own 9 houses and gifts of $600,000 aren’t even mentioned between them?

Seriously. Why? Ah, whatever, I know a lot of Labour members are genuine believers in what the party is supposed to stand for. Shame about the leadership. Still, odds of her keeping a job post-Blair?

Oh yeah. Read. Just because, well, it’s another gem from Owen.

My predecessor, Robin Butler, cleared both Jonathan Aitken and Neil Hamilton. They both turned out to be lying. Robin was an upper class toff who could not believe that a member of the establishment would lie to him. I have no intention of repeating that mistake.

Update:Missed this one from Craig:

I simply do not believe her. Let me be perfectly plain. I am calling her a liar. Go on, sue me.