Vote for this guy:

Really pissed off about the vomitous, turdridden herd of diseased bloodsucking rat-swine that masquerades as our government?

Because, let’s face it, that has to be the best opening election address I’ve seen yet. Even better:

while you’re here, why not contribute to the campaign? I can spend, I think, up to £600. If there’s more I promise to spend the surplus on beer. Now there’s a political promise you can rely on.